Billboard

Billboard
Dual Camera	No
Interactive	No
Timed	No
Can Be Recorded	No
Triggers Alerts	Never
Achievement	None
Collectible	None
Observation Study	None

Cage: Billboard

Note: This page is full of spoilers.

Overview

This cage features a billboard. Every day it shows a new message which could be of one of the following three kinds:

• Campaigning for Walker,
• Tonight movie premieres,
• Tonight live music.

Apparently, nothing else happens.

Messages

The following messages are possible:

The President says: "I love you as if you were my own children" * * * VOTE FOR WALKER	The President says: "Governance is boring. Let me do it for you" * * * VOTE FOR WALKER	The President says: "Change is dangerous. Don't risk it" * * * VOTE FOR WALKER	The President says: "For another 25 years of pure bliss" * * * VOTE FOR WALKER
The President says: "Vote for me. I would vote for you if you asked me to" * * * VOTE FOR WALKER	The President says: "We'll do EVEN better this time" * * * VOTE FOR WALKER	The President says: "It's up to you, chaos or me" * * * VOTE FOR WALKER	WALKER WINS THE ELECTIONS! * * *
TONIGHT Movie premiere * * * "Explosions, blood, and gratuitous nudity IV"	TONIGHT Movie premiere * * * "Frivolous people falling in love, and some 80s music"	TONIGHT Movie premiere * * * "Hilarious Teen Virgins Get Smashed"	TONIGHT Movie premiere * * * "Elves, Hobbits and Other Hideous Monsters of Nature"
TONIGHT Movie premiere * * * "Another Galactic War to Make you Forget You're Getting Old"	TONIGHT Movie premiere * * * "A Tear-Jerker Produced to Win Many Awards"	TONIGHT Movie premiere * * * "People Singing and Dancing for No Apparent Reason"	TONIGHT Movie premiere * * * "An Animated Film by That Multinational that Manipulates Your Kids"
TONIGHT Movie premiere * * * "Another cloned movie about cloned superheroes"	TONIGHT Live music * * * A corny, androgynous, white boy-band	TONIGHT Live music * * * An old singer who underwent plastic surgery to look 30 years younger	TONIGHT Live music * * * Some thuggish guys rapping sporting in very expensive jewelry
TONIGHT Live music * * * That band living off their songs from 50 years ago	TONIGHT Live music * * * A boring, pretentious overrated band	TONIGHT Live music * * * A singer with multiple addictions close to death	TONIGHT Live music * * * The unique and incomparable Shewolf of Wall Street

Trivia

One of the endings for Financial adviser cage triggers a special message on the billboard. From the monkey's parting words it can be inferred that the billboard is located in Los Dunas.